Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Sunday, 9 August 2009

Kimi's Cone of Shame!

I'm alive!!

Just survived 2 days of mad drinking in a week for Wayne's birthday celebration. More about that later... today's post is about the Cone of Shame.


If you have watched the movie "UP" (which is really nice by the way), I'm sure you can recall Dug putting on the "Cone of Shame". When I saw that scene, I immediately thought of my dear little Kimi. She used to wear this elizabethan collar thingy after she had her operation or when she had rashes and needed to apply some cream. She looks so cute in it and I can't resist posting a pic of her after watching the movie UP.
Lets see a video of the scene first ...



And now ...... Presenting Kimi with her very own Cone of Shame!!


So cuteeeeeeeeee but really makes her look sad. Poor thing.

Let me add a few more pictures of her just to fill this post up heh.


These pics were taken a few months ago but I didn't post them on my blog heh. Since like Kimi is too sleepy when I'm taking photos of her and she can't be bothered with what I'm doing.

Oh ya ...

Its National Day today!! Happy 44th Birthday Singapore!!!!

Remember to watch Singapore Idol right after the national day parade! I'm so looking forward to it.

(Images Taken From: My iPhone, Up offical website)

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Random Japanese Videos 2: Cute and talented kids

Its time for episode 2 of the Random Japanese Videos segment! This time, I have compiled some videos of adorable Japanese kids. =) Some of these videos are of Japanese kids who are way more talented then me and some are really funny videos.

Tanoshiku shite kudasai! (translation: have fun , enjoy! - googled this, not sure if its right =P)

The Talented

1) Rock band (all members are kids aged 5 - 10!)


The only instrument I can play is the recorder I learned in primary school


2) Same lead singer with her own band


I wish I was as confident as her


3) Guitarist from the first video on The Ellen Degeneras Show


He gets to meet his idol Ozzy Osbourne after he performs. What a cute moment ^^


4) Future DJs


The only thing I can scratch is my head


5) Hip Hop dancing Japanese kids



I only started dancing when I started going clubbing and I still suck at it now



The Funny

1) Fake Zombie attacks kids


See how the kids defeat the zombie!!


2) Cute girls playing ping pong


The smaller girl cries whenever she misses the ball ... so cute


3) Small boy gets rejected (My personal favorite!!)


See his reaction when the girl ingores him ... very funny!!


*This is not a weekly series, I will post random Japanese videos every once in a while.


Help 4 year old Charmaine in her fight against cancer.


Back in sunny Singapore, cute little 4 year old Charmaine, was diagnosed with 4th stage neuroblastoma on 13th Fubruary 2009. She has 10 to 20% chance of living if she seeks local treatment. However, if she seeks treatment in New York, she has a 40 to 50% chance of living, which is significantly higher.

As of 5th July, the Ourfeistyprincess team (representing Charmaine) has managed to raise S$500,000 and are preparing to send Charmaine to New York for the treatment this Thursday. Due to the high cost of treatment and living expenses, the amount is not enough and more can be done.

Nuffnang is having a fundraising campaign for Charmaine from 23rd July to 24th September. Please visit http://www.nuffnang.com.sg/forcharmaine for more details on how you can help her fight against cancer.

Life is precious. I hope that Charmaine will be able to benefit from the treatment in New York and live through her childhood and beyond happily and carefree like these cute Japanese kids.

You can also check out the Children’s Cancer Foundation website to help other children with cancer and their families.My friends doing their part for the Children's Cancer Foundation.

Let’s do our part in providing Charmaine and the other kids with all the love and support they need. =)

(Image Taken From: Unreality Magazine, Children's Cancer Foundation, Fiesty Princess Charmaine)

Saturday, 30 May 2009

Do not smoke when your dog is around! Plus more smoking videos!

We all know that smoking is bad for your health but people smoke anyway. Maybe these videos will make you (okay me too) think twice before lighting up your first or next stick. =|

1) Do not smoke when your dog is around! (Something bad might happen)



2) When you smoke, your loved ones might be tempted to have a puff too





3) Smoking messes with your body

You dick will get shorter when you smoke



You can't run anymore and you might suffer from spontaneous combustion



4) Smoking kills


Don't Smoke This !!! - Watch the best video clips here


If you like smoking in designated smoking rooms in pubs maybe you should get this ...



Think about all the bad shit that smoking can do to you. Remember there is always a healthier alternative to smoking cigarettes!



Happy World No Tobacco Day!!

Monday, 4 May 2009

Sexy Model Falls on Runway

Check out this video of a sexy model who fell on her butt while strutting down the runway. She must have felt very pai seh ha ha. She did well to recover though, receiving a loud cheer from the crowd.


Lucky she was gracious about it. If she were to be angry and scold the people in charge of keeping the floor dry, it would just add to her embarrassment.

Speaking of falls, here is another video of a pretty prom girl falling. (with slow motion effects!)


Note to self: When caught in an embarrassing situation, just laugh your way out of it and hope everyone forgets about it.

Tuesday, 24 March 2009

I want nobody nobody but chooo

Normal Version. Nobody by Wonder Girls, a Korean girl band. If you have not seen it. Check it out, the song is very catchy! I want nobody nobody but choooo!



Live performance by the Wonder Girls. Nice dance routine =)



Now for the gay version by the Wonder Boys!! (Skip to 2:00 for nobody)



Last but not least, the even gayer version!



Oh man this song is damn catchy lah. If you have not heard it before like me, you will surely keep singing it after watching all the videos.

(Image Taken From: Go Productions LA)

Monday, 23 March 2009

Random Vid: Dad Ruins Trick

Funny video I found recently. The guy's father is so funny ha ha ... I wonder if he knows the whole world will be watching?

Sunday, 8 March 2009

Random Awesome and Hilarious Guitar Heroes World Tour Videos of the Week

Since Sean left his Guitar Hero World Tour set at my house, I have been playing it quite a lot when I have the chance to. Usually when I'm alone I play the guitar, it is Guitar Hero after all. I actually played till I spoiled his guitar and ended buying a new guitar for him =( At least now I have my own spoiled guitar which can be only be strummed downwards lol, still very playable though.

Since I'm all Guitar Hero crazy at the moment, this week's random videos will feature Guitar Hero World Tour videos I found ......

So far I can only play the medium mode he he sorry for the noobness. I wish one day I can be like this guy here. Getting perfect in Expert mode!

The drums heard in the background seem freaking hard too.

If you prefer the drums, here is an expert playing one of my favorites songs in the game, Heartbreaker.


Does it ache after playing? Sean had blisters playing the drums on Tuesday lol

Real guitarists and drummers will probably think its chicken feat, but for those who can't play any instruments except twinkle twinkle little stars on the piano and recorder like me, the videos are really awesome man.

While searching for these expert videos, I came across some really funny Guitar Hero Videos too. These 2 videos are actually from the same guy, one playing the power rangers theme, the other the pokemon theme. Enjoy the videos!


Go! Go! Power Rangers!!


Gotta Cathem all! Pokemon! This one even has a special introduction!

Lol!!

(Image Taken From: The Nerdiest Kids)

Saturday, 28 February 2009

Random Funny Videos of the Week - Touch My Body and more

Saw this note from my sis on my desktop yesterday ... "Korean boy singing touch my body in youtube". Went to search for korean touch my body in youtube and came across this hilarious video. For those who have not watched it watch it now!!!

Touch my body, rape me in my thighs ....

His voice is actually not that bad (better than me i think) but his pronunciation is really funny. The vid above is the original video without editing.

As usual other creative members at Youtube will usually add in their own personal touch to videos. Here is the same video, with subtitles so that you can understand what he is singing. =P

Lets all sing along!

There are other videos of him on Youtube, go check it out!! I think he is big Mariah Carey fan. Just search for 김동원, or search for korean touch my body first then see all the related videos!

Watching this subtitled video reminded me of another video I watched on Youtube.

Listen to the song and follow the subtitles =D

There are other videos like this (e.g. the Indian thriller video), just go Youtube and find more he he.

Sunday, 22 February 2009

Viagra - Styled Pills Advertisment Starring David Beckham, Sean Connery and Keanu Reeves!!

Fake DVDs, fake handbags, fake toys, fake handphones, fake food etc etc etc and now they even have fake star endorsements!!! China you never fail to surprise me.

Saw the news about the fake star endorsement on The New Paper today and went to find the video he he. The Japanese people pay millions only for a single Hollywood star to appear in an ad, and here you have an ad with 3 superstars!! And guess what ... the cost of getting David Beckham, Sean Connery and Keanu Reeves to star in the commercial is free! Its so easy!! Just take video footage of celebrities cut here and there, put in fake china man voice and subtitles and there you have it, the "USA Selikon" Viagra-styled pills commercial!!! The funnier thing is that the authorities have approved the broadcast in China.

Anyways, here is the video :)


from http://www.dailymotion.com/accidentalsexiness
Maybe in the future they should make a computer ad starring Bill Gates and Steve Jobs together praising the latest China Made Computer or maybe a Nike type advertisement with all the best soccer players in the World endorsing the latest Li Ning soccer boots he he. Endorsement is free anyway =P China, I salute you!!

For those who don't understand Chinese, rough translation available here.

(Image Taken From: TopNews.in)

8 Humiliating Japanese Ads Starring Oscar Nominees

Oscar-nominated actors are the most dignified members of our species. They play the serious roles that inspire us and hold a special place of reverence in our culture.

But not in Japan. In a country where demoralization is the national pastime, our revered actors, Academy Award nominees and winners both, sell their own dignity for a paycheck because they assume we Americans will never see it.

But thanks to the Internet, we can celebrate their shame any time we want.

Humiliating Japanese Ads

I guess they were paid a lot for doing this. I wonder if they regretted doing this? Like the John Travolta and Sylvester Stallone ones =)

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

5 Things I Like and dislike about Chinese New Year

The 15 days of Chinese New Year has ended, no more nice food, no more ang paos no more excuses for eating more food than you usually do or gambling more than usual. Although there are things that I like about Chinese New Year, there are certain things I don't like about it. Here is list of the top 5 things I like and dislike about Chinese New Year.

What I like about Chinese New Year

1) Receiving Ang Paos


Who wouldn't like free money. Even if the amount is big or small, its still free money. Best Ang Paos (most money) are always the ones from parents.

2) Eating Nice Food

Delicious Meals and snacks available everyday 24/7. My mother hardly cooks, so whenever she cooks in Chinese New Year, its a really special occasion. Her steamboats are the best! I also love eating the Ba Kwas my father buy every year.

3) Buying New Clothes

Chinese New Year is the only time of the year I buy new clothes lol. So its really a big thing for me. I'm sure everyone like this also as it gives them an excuse to buy something new. (Even my dog Kimi (above pic) has new clothes =D )

4) Visiting Relatives

If you have recently slimmed down, cut a new hairstyle, became more handsome or beautiful you would love to wear your new clothes to visit your relatives you see only once a year. Praises will be everywhere and you will feel like a superstar.

5) Gambling Time

No Chinese New Year gatherings will be complete without gambling! Be it Mahjong, Dai Dee, Black Jack, Texas Holdem, the young ones will use their newly acquired ang pao money to try to get more and the old one will try to win back their the ang pao money they have given away.

What I don't like about Chinese New Year

1) Trying To get the Ang Paos

At first its easy, just smile give 2 oranges (which your parents bought) and you receive free money. But after doing it again and again, your smile seems faker and more effort is needed in trying look surprised and happy when you receive the ang pao.

2) The after effects of Eating Good Food

Before you realize it, its too late, you have gained so much weight that it will take you around the whole year to lose it, just in time for the next Chinese New Year. When you are younger, the process of losing weight is much easier and faster but as you get older your uncle and auntie body mode kicks in which is much harder to maintain and you will not be able to lose enough weight in time for the next Chinese New Year, thus adding even more weight to the weight you gained. And the cycle continues ...

3) Realizing that the new clothes you bought ain't as nice as you thought

For people like me who only buy clothes once a year then it sucks cause I will have to either wear the sucky clothes or wear my old clothes for the whole year till the next New Year. Yes I still wear clothes out that I bought 10 years ago. (Kimi's clothes are nice though)

4) Visiting Relatives

If you are those who one way or another become less glam than your previous visit, relatives will sharpen their claws and attack you with mean words. Thats when you think if its worth it to make a trip for ang paos. If you have low self esteem its best not to go as some words may scar you for life.

5) Losing your ang pao money because of gambling

When you win you will feel shiok but when you lose then its shitty. You may lose all your ang pao money or even more, making your visits worthless (money wise). If you lose a lot better eat more snacks at the owner's house to recoup some losses. If its your house, good luck to you.

This is my list, okay my 5 likes are also my dislikes depending on the situation he he .. I'm sure others have their own lists of likes and dislikes, such as for married couple they will hate ang paos because they will have to give them instead of receiving them and maybe grandmothers would love gatherings to see all their children and grandchildren. Maybe in the future my list will change too.... Whats yours???

Sunday, 8 February 2009

Funny Fernando Torres Ads

Wow he scored another dramatic goal today against Portsmouth. When I was watching the match, was kinda expecting him to score and yes he did score... the winning goal in the dying minutes as usual. Some people are just born to be heroes.
I'm not a Liverpool fan by the way but appreciate good players of other clubs and he is one of them. Good looks and good skills how not to like? No wonder El Nino (The Kid) gets so many advertisement deals.

Some of the ads like this ad from Nike you would expect him to feature.


Nike ads with his very own theme song which you can hear every Liverpool match when he plays.
(Next time you see a Liverpool match try to notice it, its very obvious)



But when I was surfing the net yesterday I found 2 rather funny ads with him in it. Not that the ads are supposed to be funny, but with him it is heh.

Hairdressing Ad



Doggy Ad ....


I think he is a nice guy. He don't expect to star in stylo mylo ads. Seems like a great footballer with a kind heart. Hope you score many goals in the future, just not against my Newcastle okay?

Go Youtube to see more ads!

Tuesday, 3 February 2009

Whats up with this throwing shoe at world leaders trend

A young protester hurled a shoe at Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao as he gave a speech at Britain's Cambridge University on Monday, in a dramatic end to a five-nation tour of Europe.

In a clear echo of the Iraqi journalist who threw his footwear at then US president George W. Bush in Baghdad in December, the Western-looking man shouted "This is a scandal" as he interrupted Wen from the back of the auditorium.

This is starting to be a trend .. I wonder who is next? If I am Premier Wen maybe I would say thank you for the shoe thrown at me, it means good luck in China (I made that up). Then he can go add an entry about good luck throwing shoes in wiki. There are so many different meanings to the same action in different countries who knows (learned that in International Marketing) ... it might actually work heh. That would surely embarrass the guy!

(Okay maybe its a bad idea since everyone will start throwing shoes at the Chinese)

Throwing a shoe at someone might be the greatest insult in one country but it might be different in another heh. An example would be the O.K gesture which means okay in America, England and here in Singapore but in Latin America and France its considered an insult. Similar to giving someone the middle finger!


Find out more here to avoid unknowingly offending others, or realize that someone is scolding you in another country!

How communication and gestures may vary in different culture

Hello Backpacker - Gestures

It seems its one of the free Tibet demonstrators. Hope they really know what they are protesting for and not like these people


Ke ke

I thought the trend is over after the Olympics hmmm

(Image Taken From: Sky News)

Monday, 2 February 2009

Ten YouTube Comments Translated into Standard English

YouTube Comments: where good grammar and spelling go to die.

Subject: Miley Cyrus

wel sed. u dont ave 2 answer or owt but i just wna say i totally agree wiv u. every1 is so mean bout her wen she asnt actually dun anyfin 2 hurt YOU! so y dont u just leave her alone if u dont like then dont bother wacthn the videos. duh. peace x

What We Think They Meant:

Even though I do not expect a returned correspondence, I must heartily concur with what you have said. Furthermore, I would like to commend you on both the the veracity of your statement and your well-crafted phrasing. Capital effort, that. I, too, am thoroughly and continually puzzled by the resentment that some parts of our society (although sometimes it feels like the whole of the world) directs toward Ms. Cyrus, especially considering that she has done nothing to personally impede anyone, at least to the best of my knowledge. If certain people find Ms. Cyrus to be distasteful, then I believe their efforts would be better spent viewing things they actually find enjoyable, rather than subjecting themselves to something they do not care for. It befuddles me to think that someone would endeavor to waste their time on something that angers them so. I would also like to take this opportunity to convey a universal message of peace and love.

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Sunday, 1 February 2009

5 Bizarre Ways Video Games Are Screwing Up Your Health

I think I have all the problems listed in this article :(
Researchers are now finding so many negative links between gaming and your physical and mental health - from self-esteem to dementia, anger to bladder control & that they're stopping just shy of outright blaming Halo for erectile dysfunction and Tomb Raider for the sudden surge in autism.
Click read more to see the whole article

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Saturday, 17 June 2006

comic soccer


Yay!! Finally won back all the losses in the world cup and some more hehe. Got the CK Tang Job too yay!!! I think its going to be fun, really looking forward to it =D Used all the comm skill interviewing skills(actually only rem the handshake :P) during the interview, and tried my best to answer all the interviewers questions(with bits and pieces of marketing knowledge), lucky managed to do enuff. Damn ... just lost the mexico match :( ... lucky still positive.... ming tian hui gen hao I hope :p

Wednesday, 14 June 2006

Life of a Superhero's maid

maritess versus superfriends

Finally won some money in the world cup hehe ... abit more to recoup losses .... Enjoy this vid... tom got interview liao so fast man... yesterday just gave resume ...

Thursday, 8 June 2006

Peter Crouch in Robokop

lol ... yay finished all tests!!! testing out the youtube blogging thing ... hope can pass all ...... oh ya thanks joyce for your wonderful treat .... and i watch xmen 3 today nice movie :D ... i didn't pay for it sial ... dunno who bot the tics never ask me pay lol ....