Monday, 2 February 2009

Ten YouTube Comments Translated into Standard English

YouTube Comments: where good grammar and spelling go to die.

Subject: Miley Cyrus

wel sed. u dont ave 2 answer or owt but i just wna say i totally agree wiv u. every1 is so mean bout her wen she asnt actually dun anyfin 2 hurt YOU! so y dont u just leave her alone if u dont like then dont bother wacthn the videos. duh. peace x

What We Think They Meant:

Even though I do not expect a returned correspondence, I must heartily concur with what you have said. Furthermore, I would like to commend you on both the the veracity of your statement and your well-crafted phrasing. Capital effort, that. I, too, am thoroughly and continually puzzled by the resentment that some parts of our society (although sometimes it feels like the whole of the world) directs toward Ms. Cyrus, especially considering that she has done nothing to personally impede anyone, at least to the best of my knowledge. If certain people find Ms. Cyrus to be distasteful, then I believe their efforts would be better spent viewing things they actually find enjoyable, rather than subjecting themselves to something they do not care for. It befuddles me to think that someone would endeavor to waste their time on something that angers them so. I would also like to take this opportunity to convey a universal message of peace and love.

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